Justin plans revenge on his future kids, defines his 8 simple rules, and has a musical flashback to 90s alternative.

I'm sick and tired of walking around and seing guys wearing Pink Shirts declaring their manliness. I finally decided to take a stand against this radical behavior.

Definition: Real Men Wear Pink (taken from Urban dictionary)

1. A marketing ploy phrase used by retail conglomerates to print on baby pink t-shirts/hoodies so young males with no identity can reassure themselves and indifferent bypassers of his own miniscule and suffering masculinity.

2. A mindset or cheesy quip to explain away the regret/buried shame of why you ever purchased that hideous pink polo in the first place and are actually wearing it.

Friend: Eww man! What's with the shirt? You look like gay Pepto Bismol.
Self-righteous fashion victim: Real Men Wear Pink! humph.